Prophet anoints Maria's private parts

By Irvine Syazyombo
The congregation was expectedly massive that Sunday morning. Thousands of People were eager to receive their individual miracles from Pastor Gondwe.


The big Pentecostal church of a third world country thunderously chorused an emotional song before breaking into nonexistent languages, which no one understood, to imitate biblical tongues and pretend to be filled by the holy spirit.

While the pretentious congregation struggled to outdo one another in jumping, shaking and shouting, Pastor Gondwe went round touching individuals on foreheads who collapsed instantly.

He prophesied endlessly, “I can see a woman who has failed to get married! This is your month. You will receive a love proposal this afternoon.”

“Someone has been jobless since graduation from university five years ago. God has answered your prayer. You will get a job before Christmas,” he prophesied.

Then he reached a beautiful scantily dressed thirteen year old girl who was screaming, shivering and jumping to God. He stopped suddenly.

“I can see a spirit of bad luck in your life. You need to stay after church so that I pray for you else you will never marry, let alone get a job later in your life” he said prophetically and everybody praised God for the revelation.

After the morning worship service, Pastor Gondwe called Maria into the privacy of his office at the far end of the church ‘to pray and exorcise her of the evil spirit’.

In the privacy of his office, the man of God stood near the girl whom he touched with the right hand on the head while shouting and shivering.

When he broke into tongues, the hand also stated descending .Suddenly it stopped on her tiny breasts… The hand took time exploring the blouse until he had unbuttoned it to enjoy touching the tiny breasts.

“I command the spirit of bad luck which your aunt cast on you to leave,” he shouted.

“Amen,” Maria replied.

Then the pastor put both his arms tightly around her waist ,pulled her against his groin and prayed more vigorously and louder.
“Bad lucky go! Go! Go!” he said repeatedly.

Suddenly he let go and went to his desk, pulled a drawer and got a bottle of anointing oil.

He held it high above his head and prayed harder in lengthy tongues while advancing to the girl until his left arm was tight around her waist.

“Just take it easy as I have to anoint your private part for you to have good luck, marry and prosper in life. Just undress,” he said boldly.

Maria could not bear the idea of a dark future, so she faithfully closed her eyes while he smeared anointing oil with his fingers on her private parts.

But her prayers were interrupted when she felt the anointment suddenly change into sexual intercourse. Her prayer burst into sharp screaming that startled people in the church and surrounding houses.

Suddenly her parents who had been waiting in the church burst into the office to the shock of finding ‘the man of God’ bathing in sweating while vigorously raping the struggling girl.

Then Maria’s mother and father and a few Christians dragged the evil pastor into the church where thousands of worshippers were waiting for their turn of private pastoral prayers.

The sheep beat up their shepherd until police came to his rescue. From that time on people of that country have taken serious precautions before heeding pastors.

They learned in a disgusting and harrowing way that false prophets are on a rampage preying on gullible people.